Naughty quotes ;)

A good discussion is like a miniskirt, Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject!
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Children in backseats cause accidents, Accidents in backseats cause children!
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When two's company, three's the result!
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My girlfriend ran away with my best friend and I really am sorry for him!
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"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY", So what? Who's in a hurry?