Dec 21, 2009

Flying fish

Nov 17, 2009

Man Vs Woman

The diagram here below shows the thought process in a man vs. woman's brain when this simple question phrase is asked by their partner:

"Shall we go for a drink?"

IT Twins

Test for Idiocy
elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!!

First Question:

ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutel! y wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

Second Question:

f you overtake the last person, then you are...?

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:
ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another
1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add
10 . What is the total?

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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters:

1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer
Of course it isn't.
Her name is
Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

I may have sent this one before. I! 'm never sure.

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask...

Men Vs Women

Increment Strategy of Corporates... :(

Innovative wedding invitation

Reasons To (NOT) Date an Engineer

Top Ten Reasons To Date an Engineer

1. The world does revolve around us... We pick the coordinate system.

2. Find out what those other buttons on your calculator do.

3. We know how to handle stress and strain in our relationships.

4. Parents will approve.

5. Help with your math homework.

6. Can calculate head pressure.

7. Looks good on a resume.

8. Free body diagrams.

9. High starting salary.

10. Extremely good looking


Top Ten Reasons NOT to Date an Engineer

1. T-shirt and jeans are their formal dress. Hot dog and a six-pack is their seven-course meal.

2. The only social life known of is to post and talk on the net.

3. Flames like a monster and speaks like a pussycat.

4. Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm daily. No morning kisses and no evening walks.

5. No matter how hard you cry and how loud you yell, he just sits there calmly discussing your emotion in terms of mathematical logic.

6. Only listens to classic rock. Hates everything from Bach to Prince.

7. Touches his car more often than you.

8. Talks in acronyms.

9. Can't leave that damn pencil off his ear for a minute.

10. Will file a divorce if you call him in the middle of debugging.
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