Laughter is an instant vacation

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just theright person in this case.
You will see, I won't be of much help
anyway!!
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Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no-good!
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