Apr 6, 2009

Funtime....

One day Raja and rani decided
to send messages to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid

"This was a missed call"

***

Billu: my mobile bill how much
cust care:Madam, just dail 123 to know ur current bill status.
Billu: stupid, not current bill my mobile bill!

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A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the

table. The guest asked what is this? The Sardar didn't know English, he

said "Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight..

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Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming

pools,one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim

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