R U Smarter than 5th Grade Student..

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Madam: 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of'?
Boy: Legs

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Madam: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
Boy.: 'Pockets.'

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Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut

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Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
Boy.: Bubblegum

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Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
Boy.: Shake hands

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Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent

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Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
Boy.: Wedding Ring

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Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose

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Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow

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Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.: Fire truck

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Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork

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Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME..

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Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.

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