# Sign on a railway station at Dadar :

Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free.



# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay :

Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!



# Seen on a bulletin board:

Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.



# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay :

We need your heads to run our business.



# A traffic slogan:

Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough -
or else they never will be.....



#THE BEST ONE :

Its God's responsibility to forgive the
terrorist organizations
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting
between them and god."

- Indian Armed Forces