Once Again Sardarji !!!!!!

>Sardar: I haven't slept all nite in the train.
>Friend: Why?
>Sardar: Got upper berth.
>Friend: Why didn't u exchange?
>Sardar: Oye! There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.

>Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.
>Why?
>Because his doctor advised him:
>"Today's dinner should be light !"

>One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
>You know why?
>Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

>Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
>What will come first, chicken or egg?
>O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

>A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
>All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
>He wrote:
>"Due To Rain, No Match!"

>Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
>Sardar: Drink quickly.
>Wife: Why?
>Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10

>Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
>Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

>Sardar news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab. Local
>sardars have so far found 500 >bodies and are still digging for more.

>Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
>Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.
>Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friends last words.
>It is "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"

>Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
>Wife: What you are doing?
>Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.