Wife..

• Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!

• Meaning of Marriage for a woman: Sacrificing admiration of many men for
the criticism of one man!

• A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck.
The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.

• A boy on Date With Gal in BMW. Honey! I hid something from you.. I am already married..!!
Girl: Oh GOD! U really scared me.. i thought that this car was not yours...

• Men who don't understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups:
Bachelors and Husbands.

• Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day.
When I'm in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood,
it leaves a red mark on his forehead!

• Difference between GF & Wife?
GF-Beauty, Wf-Duty
GF-Pension, Wf- Tension,
GF-Yummy, Wf-Vehmi,
GF-Cool, Wf-Fool,
GF-Tutti-Fruity, Wf-Kismat Futi
GF-Fresh Cake, Wf-Earthquake

• Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

• So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose
Marriage, slow and sure!

• Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.

• True friends stand behind u during ur bad times.
Do u want a proof?
Check out your marriage album.
U'll find that all ur friends standing behind U.

• Two men r talking.
1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!

• A man's silence can break a woman's heart into a thousand pieces while a
woman's silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!