Jokes time..

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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy.
So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?"
"Someone else's pants".

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The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up
in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor,
"Hey wake that student up!"
The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"

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GUEST SPEAKER: Let us define some terms before we proceed. What is a good manager?
EMPLOYEE 1: One who shows profit.
GUEST SPEAKER: What do you call a manager who shows losses?
EMPLOYEE 2: An EX-MANAGER.

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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother,
"Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do".
"The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible!
I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ...
by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

The little girl replied, "My homework."

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Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette.
He struck the first match on the seat of his pants, but it wouldn't light.
He tried another. It wouldn't light.
The third one finally lit. lit his cigarette,
carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
"What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?"
"That's a good match. I'll use it again".

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