Today's Jokes

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Mumble: A teacher..

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Teacher: Mumble, go to the map and find North America.

Mumble: Here it is!

Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

Class: MUMBLE!

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Mumble : Dad " how much is 12 times 11 ?"

Dad: Very bad.. you should do it on your own.. ok... i will help you this time.. but next time i won't...
now go and ask your mom a calculator and bring it to me...

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