Newton in Romantic Mood ...

Universal law of Love:
"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed;
only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend
with some loss of money"
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First law of Love:
"a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and
a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him,
until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal)
comes into play and break the legs of the boy"
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Second law of Love:
"The Rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance"
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Third law of Love:
"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy
is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while slapping"