Todays Jokes:

Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station.He asks one man
"When will Rajdhani Express go from here"?
Man Replies 12.30.
"When will Punjab Express go from here"?
Man Replies 10.30.
"When will Deccan Queen go from here"?
Man Replies 12.30.
Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.
Sardar replies, "NO. I only want to cross the tracks!"

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Boy & Girl in restaurant

Boy:- I Love u

Girl:- I don't Love u

Boy:- Think again?

Girl:- I told u. No no & no

Boy :- Waiter, bring separate bills.

Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u too..........

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