21st Century Bride..

A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband's home
in a traditional manner.
She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows:

'My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in
my new home and family.
Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create
any inconveniences by my being here.
I mean that I don't want you all to change your way of life,
your routine.'

'What do you mean my child?' asked the patriarch of the family.

What I mean dad is:

Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.

Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.

Those who cooked shouldn't stop on my account.

Those who used to clean should clean.

As for me, I am here just to control your son!

This is called bride from 21st Century!!!!

My Future Plans..part 1

Buy the MOON


When they say "Room with view" I really mean it. (Space House)

My PET

The Best Paid Maid in world (Paris Maid)

Walking the Dog

I just use a diamond glass/cup for my drink.

My Own Golf Course

My Security

My Future Plans..part 2

Only the best mountain spring water is used to flush the toilets

I guess this is what financial experts call "disposable income"
Chanel Pool
It's a little slow off the line and stonechips are a nightmare
An "excentric",- SOLID GOLD- LAPTOP P IX. 20. 2G. RAM 5G. 20" LCD. Mouse pad and keyboard made of authentic ELEPHANT IVORY.
Diamonds all around the laptop.
My house and my car.
The Summer House

Bad Luck...

With a pile of 300 résumés on his desk and a need to pick someone quickly,

my boss told me to make calls on the bottom 50 and toss the rest.

"Throw away 250 résumés?" I asked, shocked.

"What if the best candidates are in there?"

"You have a point,"

he said. "But then again, I don't need people with bad luck here."

- Becky Horowitz (Reader's digest)

Water Fall Model...

For ALL who don't know the correct form

of WATERFALL MODEL

Innovation Starts... part 1

Innovation Starts...part 2

Todays Task of every one....